News of The World Famous Czeztikov Brothers

February Gig

2010-10-22T13:56:00.001Z

You can catch Korvorra, Gary and Sucha giving a psychic demonstration at the Caroline Street Club, Saltaire. Friday 4th Feb 2011. Doors open 8:00pm. Benefit gig for www.soterianetwork.org.uk
For more info contact enquiries@czeztikovbrothers.com .

All New Czeztikov Show

2010-10-22T13:51:00.003Z

The Brothers (and Gary) will be out on the road with a new show for 2011. Psychic fun for all the family! This time Korvorra and Sucha will be joined by their two brothers Ahakin and Adrai. Ha ha what mayhem will ensue. If you're interested in booking them for a psychic demonstration please go to enquiries@czeztikovbrothers.com . Available from May 2011. Dead cheap - Squinty McGinty.

Psychic Goat - The Fanzine

2008-04-11T10:48:00.008Z

Issue 2 of Psychic Goat - the official fanzine of The World Famous Czeztikov Brothers With Gary The Amazing Dancing Psychic Goat-Boy is now available. Don't miss the exclusive interview with Gary and the King of Rock 'n' Roll himself, ELVIS PRESLEY.
18 pages packed with news, gossip, fun games and activities, comic strips, psychic tests and more. To order your copy write to us at enquiries@czeztikovbrothers
Hurry as this is a limited edition run of 100!
Price is £1 plus £0.75P+P
All mail orders receive a free Czeztikovs Badge

Gary's Glastonbury fame spreads

2007-12-31T16:50:00.000Z

A poem by resident Glastonbury poet Elvis McGonagall has been published on the Glastonbury Festivals website. Gary of course gets appropriate recognition of his talents.

This is the text from the site:

Elvis McGonagall's Further Verses
Not content with bending poetic ears onsite, the Festivals official website poet in residence, Elvis McGonagall has been reflecting on his visit to this year's Glastonbury and produced a further round of poems, inspired without the embrocation of cider - or so he says!

Elvis In Wonderland
The man in the plumed bowler hat
Soft-shoe shuffles round the ballroom floor
The rockabilly vicar in a tutu
Drinks cocktails with Zsa Zsa Gabor
Furry pink Cossacks in hot pants
Lie draped on a Soviet tank
A six-foot white rabbit in flippers
Walks the pirates’ plank
Che Guevara and Carmen Miranda
Ride the dodgems of disco desire
Slam dancing like blazes in hellraising kilt
Satan sets his sporran on fire
Girls in sequinned dresses
Muddily roll in the hay
Gary The Psychic Goat Boy
Swigs scotch with the fey croupier
Trolley-Dollies trundle by
Serving prohibition booze
Donny Tourette plays Russian roulette
Marge Simpson plays rhythm-and-blues
The sumo-wrestling Santa Claus
Jitterbugs with a drunk Liberace
A celtic-bhangra-ska band board
“The Night Train To Karachi”
Trailer trash tramps ‘n transvestites
Congregrate in The Chapel of Love
Rocky Balboa in a puce feather-boa
Is k-o’d by a nun with one glove
Ten Taliban do the cancan
In matching Burberry burkas
Wee Jimmy Krankie sings a sea-shanty
To a crowd of inflatable Gurkhas
Sunk on a sofa al fresco
In ocelot coat and cheongsam
A Pre-Raphaelite punk drinks tea and recites
The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
Twins in tuxedos and rubber cow masks
Surf the sludge ‘n the slime
On a magic carpet of neon-lit laughter
Till Zebedee says it’s bedtime
And I wake under rain-sodden canvas
Memories turning to rust
Feeling lost and very vague
But clothed in fairy-dust

!!!! World Tour of Glastonbury 2007 !!!!

2007-06-26T20:49:00.000Z

The World Famous Czeztikov Brothers with Gary the Amazing Psychic, Dancing Goat-boy - they wow the audience at the Glastonbury Festival 2007.

Some quotes from fans are:

"Yeh man, Gary, wow ..."

"I love you Gary, I love you, I do Gary, really I do, I'm not drunk honestly Gary, I'm just a bit emotional ...."

"Was that you treading on my toe? Oh, Gary, it's you. Tell me - am I going to score tonight?"

And lots more like that and even better.

Gary so popular the crowds go wild again so they put on TWO experienced and tough security guards to make sure Gary safe at all times.

Korvorra he love the camping even as much as Sucha.

We search for bride for Sucha. There were so many to choose from but none of them turned up at the chapel.

We tell you lots more soon about how Gary wowed the crowds at the Glastonbury Festival 2007.

Fanny's gig

2007-02-17T21:32:00.001Z

The world famous Czeztikov Brothers and Gary the amazing psychic dancing goat-boy they appear to be live everywhere.

But recent they have prestigious gig at Fanny's Ale House, Saltaire. Big venue. The crowds they fight to get in.

See how he capers and frolicks!

The crowd they all think Gary is wonderful.

Come to next gig. Enjoy all the fun. Yes?